Inspiration is keeping me from doing my homework. 

What inspiration, P-Punzie?

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

pain-isthename:

I would be, whoops. Without you I wouldn’t have moved here so you saved that. Hey! You are the baby, you’re still a virgin so don’t even call me the baby. Really though, you saying I have STD does hurt. I know it’s better that she hears it from us because we did it. Yeah, I have. Her’s are more important but I’ll be losing her by telling her. Whatever, it’s worth it, yeah?

Basically, I’m a s-saint. I know, I know. H-Hey! I’m n-not a virgin! Shut up. V-Virginity isn’t the d-deciding factor in m-maturity anyway, a-asshole. Think about S-Sixteen and P-Pregnant.. All those d-dumbasses had sex. Wh-whatever. I mean.. I think s-she would be m-more willing to forgive you than if you k-kept a secret from her. I d-dunno. Girls are like that.

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

blonde-long-hair-rapunzel:

Why in the library? You could have slept in Ella and I room. I am sure that she wouldn’t have any trouble it with. 

Oh.. Y-You would have let me d-do that? I didn’t know.. B-but thank you! That was r-really nice. I’ll p-probably need to use that offer at some p-point knowing P-Pain.

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

pain-isthename:

We even each other out. That’s how. How am I friend with you, you think I’m STD filled, it really hurt’s y’know. How my best friend thinks I’m dirty, when the only sickness I’ll have is a cold or the flu. I know, okay! I know I’m a dick and that I deserve to rot in the underworld, period. I’m pretty sure I can’t even talk to her now because I probably said some dumb shit last night to her. I feel like I need to tell her but I promised Woody I wouldn’t tell.

Y-Yeah, yeah. You’d b-be lost and lonely without m-me being your voice of reason. Don’t b-be such a pussy and  you say I’m the b-baby. Eh.. W-Well, I mean.. that k-kinda wasn’t cool, but whatever .There’s only one w-way to find out. I’ll g-give you my opinion the thing. I’m p-pretty sure she should hear it from you.. or one of y-you and she should know. I m-mean, you’ve been f-friends with her for a while now, right? Whose f-feelings are more important? Hers or a g-guy you randomly m-met and fucked yesterday? Up t-to you.

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

blonde-long-hair-rapunzel:

Okay, that sounds… weird. What you even were doing last night?

Yes, it d-definitely was. W-Well, I h-had dinner with you and I w-was just casually w-walking to my dorm and I w-went inside and all h-hell broke lose for m-me. So, I ran out and s-slept in the library.

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

pain-isthename:

Of course youwould, again. You’re a baby so is she. You two are perfect for each other. I do not have anything in the mash of STD’s that you just put together, ass hold. I didn’t fuck her boyfriend. They weren’t going out, okay, but I was drunk as fuck and I wasn’t thinking and yeah. Just don’t tell her, ‘kay?

I l-literally have n-no idea how I’m friends with you, you’re s-so mean. Yeah, I must have left out a few then, b-because we know you aren’t c-clean. Y-Yeah, okay. That d-doesn’t make it any b-better if they liked each other. So, g-good job. I w-won’t tell her, but let’s j-just hope she d-doesn’t found out some other w-way.

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

blonde-long-hair-rapunzel:

What are you talking about? Is it about one of the Discovery Channel programs that Mother never let me watch? Well, that sounds really fun too! 

J-Just.. my n-night last night. Never mind. Y-Yeah.. It was something l-like those Discovery Channel p-programs, but maybe more disturbing.. I g-guess so.

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

pain-isthename:

Yeah, she is. I mean c’mon, just talk her. All she talks about is chocolate and painting and how bad drinking and smoking is. No thanks, but whatever. I’m actually really hot, at least I could get some when all you’re left with is your right hand. Ugh, fine. Don’t tell her because the boy I screwed last night likes her and he’d make her happy and I needher to be happy, okay? I don’t want to crush her.

I d-do talk to her and I l-like her, so back the f-fuck off. She’s d-different and I like that about her. It’s p-probably better if she’s not your t-type anyway, considering. M-Maybe I just d-don’t the gonasyphaherpalAIDs that you h-have from being such a slut. .. You are s-such a fucking idiot. Why’d you f-fuck her boyfriend if you want her to be happy?..

W-Worst holiday ever.. 

pain-isthename:

She probably did. It’s probably the closest she’ll get to sex, who know, yeah? You are my baby! My little ugly, stuttering baby. Hey, not every girl I have sex with is “skanky.” Because— just don’t. My reason is stupid… just don’t. I’ll do whatever you want. Please.

She isn’t l-like that. She’s a g-great person and you’re an asshole. Yeah, you aren’t m-much to look at either. You’re full of shit. They’re all s-skanky. Even the boys. D-don’t care how stupid. You d-don’t want me to tell her, you t-tell me why.